THEME

metrolines:

the kings have arrived

People in 2000:

Y2K is going to kill us all!

in 2001:

Anthrax is going to kill us all!

in 2002:

West Nile Virus is going to kill us all!

in 2003:

Weapons of Mass Destruction are going to kill us all!

in 2004:

SARS is going to kill us all!

in 2005:

Bird Flu is going to kill us all!

in 2006:

E. Coli is going to kill us all!

in 2007:

Vaccines are going to kill us all

in 2008:

The Bad Economy is going to kill us all!

in 2009:

Swine Flu is going to kill us all!

in 2010:

BP Oil is going to kill us all!

in 2011:

Obamacare is going to kill us all!

In 2012:

The end of the world is going to kill us all!

In 2013:

North Korea is going to kill us all!

In 2014:

Ebola is going to kill us all!

Me:

Eh, it will work out
I'm more afraid of the police tbh.
kushandwizdom:

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hplyrikz:

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brispeak:

colamania:

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys
porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.

I think I like walnut as an insult too cause it looks like a brain but it is not one…
kimkanyekimye:

Kim, North & Penelope leaving ‘The Grill’ restaurant in LA 10/18/14